[Recollection Log No. 17: Wolfsgarden and Associates
The sound of static from the radio is interrupted by a low quality soundbyte of a wolf howling an instrumental version of the hit rock song “ANATHEMA FOR A GRAVEBOUND ANGEL” by the all-girl voidpunk band The Lainedolls starts playing in the background as a darkened and gravely voice announces the 3 AM broadcast
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uncomfortably long silence …No? Neither do we!
the sound of a man trying to pathetically emulate a wolf whimpering
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Wolf howl swells into an uncomfortable hiss as the radio broadcast ends and the cold static resurfaces
